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I find this humerus.

Hey guys!

 

I noticed a few of you out there said that you laugh at puns. (Me too!) So I decided to make a thread for you to share to your heart's content all those geeky, or just plain bad puns. Cheesy pick-up lines are welcome too!

 

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

 

A gummy bear!


My entire life can be described in one sentence: It didn't go as planned and that's okay. ツ

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Oh my gosh, this is the thread for me!

 

Bad jokes, puns & cheesy pick-up lines are so bad that they're good Smiley Tongue

 

What do you call a frog in disguise? 
Infrognito

 

Knock knock

Who's there? 
An interrupting cow
An interrupt---

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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I love this thread! Smiley LOL

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

 

Ten-tickles

 

 

What did the grape say when it was crushed?

 

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.


My entire life can be described in one sentence: It didn't go as planned and that's okay. ツ
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowonton

 

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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

 

(Please also notice my attempt at being hilarious with the font colour choice for a booger joke).

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@stonepixie Ohhhh, I love this idea! Such an awesome thread, thank you!

 

This was my favourite as a kid:

 

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke-em-on!

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My friend entered a pun competition. 

She entered ten puns to improve her chances of winning. 

But no pun in ten did. 

Smiley Tongue

 

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@stonepixie I so needes this Smiley Very Happy
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Guess what day it was!!! It was Wear It Purple Day!! Come on over and learn all about what it is and what you can still do!

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It's my ace-thetic. Smiley Tongue
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Guess what day it was!!! It was Wear It Purple Day!! Come on over and learn all about what it is and what you can still do!