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28-05-2023
03:06 AM
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28-05-2023
03:06 AM
Okay you know how they say you get butterflies in your stomach when you're in love? Yeah, turns out you can't eat day old sushi. Usually logic strikes most people when they see that the salmon has changed into a different shade of pink. Anyway, now I have to deal with fact that I mistakenly wrote my roommate a love letter, I'm stuck in traffic and i have 2 minutes before they wake up from their nap and see the letter on their pillow.
Idk what kinda story that was but good luck with these...
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