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1. Go to Bunnies and buy a plant of flowers (try not to kill it Smiley Tongue )
2. Plant seedlings
3. Buy fake flowers and shove them in the ground, flowers that wont die!
4. Move into a place with pretty flowers everywhere
5. Hire a gardener

5 ways to morph into a cat


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1. Sleep all day.
2. Go hunting.
3. Bribe a mad scientist
3a. find a mad scientist
4. meow for things
5. scratch up your furniture

5 ways to be a figurine
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1. Be kidnapped by Comic-book guy in a halloween episode of the Simpsons
2. Make a figurine of yourself, and have it make all of your life appearances for you.
3. Play an iconic superhero character, and sign away the rights to your likeness for a figurine
4. Find a witch to curse you into being one
5. A lot of plastic surgery and other body mods

5 ways to get to New Zealand
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1. Swim
2. Sail
3. Fly
4. Teleport (may require a witch, wizard or magic user)
5. Photoshop

5 ways to sail
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1. Grab a surfboard and a large sheet (and a stick if you're feeling extra creative)
2. Save up some money to buy a boat
3. Hold a sailor hostage and make him take you sailing
4. Ask nicely (I'm sure someone will let you on their boat)
5. Sneak onto a boat and wait Smiley Happy Smiley Happy

5 way to... write a letter!
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1. type it
2. use your hands to physically write it
3. ask a scribe to write it for you
4. record it
5. Sing it Smiley Tongue

5 ways to blow bubbles


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1: have a machine do it for you
2: hire a slave to blow bubbles for you
3: actually blow the bubbles (with your mouth)
4: just CGI some Bubbles into the scene
5: close your eyes and imagine bubbles

5 ways to anger a roommate
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1. Do nothing. (it'll work Smiley Wink)
2. Play shit music all the time
3. Chew with your mouth open
4. Stompy stomp
5. Spend two hours in the bathroom every day

5 ways to.... get a lightsaber
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5 ways to get a lightsaber:

 

1. Buy a toy one from a toy store

2. Steal one from the set when they're filming a star wars movie

3. Swing around an umbrella making lightsaber noises

4. Turn off the lights at night and use a torch, lightsaber noises and your imagination

5. Go back in time to the ice age, find a pack of sabre toothed tigers, pick the one that weighs the least and grab it (you now have a 'light sabre')

 

5 ways to clean the floor

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5 ways to clean the floor

 

1. Mop using water, detol and eucalyptus oil. 

2. Sweep

3. Vacuum

4. Paper cloth 

5. Disinfectant wipes 

 

5 ways to listen to your favourite tunes