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I find this humerus.
Hey guys!
I noticed a few of you out there said that you laugh at puns. (Me too!) So I decided to make a thread for you to share to your heart's content all those geeky, or just plain bad puns. Cheesy pick-up lines are welcome too!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Shamelessly adding to this thread.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club. But I have never seen herbivore.
This is a bit of a story from yesterday, but it is relavent.
So my collegue / class mate got excited yesterday when she found out that there was leek in her vegie slice. We got talking about how awesome leek is and such. Then I told her that my favourite part about the vegie, besides eating it, was getting home and putting it in the fridge. Because then I could play a trick on my housemates by acting a bit panic-y and telling them that there is a leek in the fridge!
She then told me that that is the sort of joke her husband would make as it is a dad joke. So my question is ... since when have puns become dad jokes?
What do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
What do French people call a really bad thursday?
A trajeudi.
If someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"Yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
Why are pirates called pirates............. because they arrrr
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a nose with no body?
Nobody knows!
Renewable energy?
I'm a big fan!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
"Uno, dos..."
He disappeared without a tres.