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Hey guys!

 

I noticed a few of you out there said that you laugh at puns. (Me too!) So I decided to make a thread for you to share to your heart's content all those geeky, or just plain bad puns. Cheesy pick-up lines are welcome too!

 

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

 

A gummy bear!

stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 17-07-2015 06:31 PM

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stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 27-10-2015 01:20 PM

Shamelessly adding to this thread. Cat LOL

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.

 
 
 
 
 
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Ben-ROPosted 16-06-2016 03:26 PM

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Ben-ROPosted 16-06-2016 03:27 PM

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stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 18-06-2016 10:06 PM
I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih-tzu!
 
stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 15-09-2015 12:54 PM

THIS! Hahahah.

 

beary hairy

 
N1ghtW1ng
N1ghtW1ngPosted 11-09-2015 05:35 PM
@stonepixie because people are no longer appreciative of the wonders of 'punning' and have left it to the 'dads'.
 
 
stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 11-09-2015 06:06 PM

disappointed' width

 

To everyone who doesn't appreciate the brilliance of puns!

 
Myvo
MyvoPosted 01-09-2015 11:19 PM

This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club. But I have never seen herbivore.

 

 

 
 
stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 11-09-2015 05:25 PM

This is a bit of a story from yesterday, but it is relavent.

 

So my collegue / class mate got excited yesterday when she found out that there was leek in her vegie slice. We got talking about how awesome leek is and such. Then I told her that my favourite part about the vegie, besides eating it, was getting home and putting it in the fridge. Because then I could play a trick on my housemates by acting a bit panic-y and telling them that there is a leek in the fridge!

 

She then told me that that is the sort of joke her husband would make as it is a dad joke. So my question is ... since when have puns become dad jokes?

 
N1ghtW1ng
N1ghtW1ngPosted 23-08-2015 04:48 AM
I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, Volume stuck on full." And I thought, I can't turn that down.
 
 
stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 25-08-2015 07:17 PM
What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore
 
 
 
N1ghtW1ng
N1ghtW1ngPosted 26-08-2015 03:39 AM

What do you feel when there is no coffee?

 

Depresso.

 

 

What do French people call a really bad thursday?

 

A trajeudi.

 

 

If someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

 

"Yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

 
redhead
redheadPosted 20-08-2015 05:25 PM
@N1ghtW1ng the Sherlock joke was awesome


Why are pirates called pirates............. because they arrrr
 
Songbird
SongbirdPosted 19-08-2015 09:24 PM
@N1ghtW1ng I posted that street performer joke too! 🙂
 
 
N1ghtW1ng
N1ghtW1ngPosted 19-08-2015 11:19 PM
@Songbird it's a great joke 😄
 
stonepixie
stonepixiePosted 10-08-2015 07:49 PM

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

 

What do you call a nose with no body?

Nobody knows!

 

Renewable energy?

I'm a big fan!

 

 
 
Songbird
SongbirdPosted 19-08-2015 02:48 PM

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

"Uno, dos..."

He disappeared without a tres.

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